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Coffiwi tagged me so prepare for a wild ride
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0. This Pokémon is you.
Taillow by UltimateSassMaster

a timid taillow omg accurate tho

1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Regigigas
and hes serious holy shit what
protect the smol birb child


2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Roserade
a bold roserade
sounds a lot like my old boss tbh and i quit the shit out of that job


3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Illumise
another bold one but ILLUMISE IS SO CUTE i am a okay with this


4. This Pokémon is looking for every possible way to murder you:
Primeape
OH GOD
AND HES QUIET
HES THE SILENT BUT DEADLY TYPE JESUS HELP ME


5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Absol
apparently she's naive as fuck lord save me


6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Togetic
omg and shes careful my love ; o ; <3


7. This Pokémon is your ex:
Yveltal
uh
ok i know you're lax and all but with all the murders i can see why it didnt work out
you make some mean bacon tho


8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment:
Lucario
I DONT CARE HOW GENTLE YOU ARE GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN


9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Zubat
omg lax bb cmere lemme snuggle your batty booty


10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:
Blitzle
QUIRKY UNICORN ZEBRA HOW COULD YOU ; A ;


11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:
Articuno
thats a mighty brave articuno


12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
Ralts
and an even bolder ralts


13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:
Sneasel
WAFFLE WHY
its rash too omg that is quite the rash decision



14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
Chimecho
OH GOD ITS GOT BLOODSPLATTER ON IT TOO 
NOOOOOOO HOW COULD I ; A ;
(also this ones modest no precious babe)



15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Yveltal
AND THIS ONE IS GENTLE OMG
I CAN SEE WHY MY EX DIDN'T WORK OUT HOLY SHIT


16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:
Jirachi
holy crapola he brave
why am i getting so many legendaries what is this
i just hope not every bedtime story is twinkle twinkle little star i would strangle him so fast


17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
Machop
OH MY GOD
(and hes SUPER SRS)


18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
Quilava
MR QUIET QUILAVA PLZ DON'T IGNITE YOUR FIRE MOHAWK IN MY MOUTH
CAN YOU ANSWER ME
IS THAT AN OK
OH GOD


19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
Girafarig
oh my gosh tho girafarigs are hella cute
i hope that relaxed nature applies to his chain chomp too tho


20.  This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Beartic
OH CHRIST
well at least hes timid


21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:
Wurmple
PRECIOUS BUGGY BABBU OMG
and they're docile oh nooo ; o ;


22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
Druddigon
GOOD LORD AND THEY'RE JOLLY AS FUCK JUST LOOK AT THAT SMILE
tbh tho that'd be fuckin rad


23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
Garchomp
im so sorry to break it to you garchomp but your hands are fins
i know youre lax and all so i hope you take it well at least


24. This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:
Tyrantrum
OH. HES ALSO LAX THO SO THATS GOOD LEAST HE WONT EAT ME IMMEDIATELY


25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:
Milotic
omg relaxed sneky beb my dreaaaaaam
plz give me sneky cuddles


26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
Nosepass
YEAH HES SRS ALRIGHT


27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
Venipede
oh no buggy bb wears hats on his back
he so mild he dont give a fock


28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
Magby
HES JUST A CHILD I CAN'T SAY NO
(also hardy nature)


29. This Pokémon loves to play videogames with you:
Skrelp
AAAAAA DON'T WORRY TIMID SEAHORSEY BABBU WE'LL HUNT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME MONSTERS TOGETHER
(this is literally aether omg)


30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
Munna
calm munna poogie bb to make you all not angry with me for tagging

course i never tag people anyway lmao if anyone wants to do this then go ahead o v o/

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illumise
trait: closet lesbo

best partner